Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
captains-of-our-dementia:

God bless obesity! …I mean America!

captains-of-our-dementia:

God bless obesity! …I mean America!

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I only went to JB’s on Sunday

and i already reaaaaallllyyy want to go back there!!!

Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

what???

Wow, haven’t been this angry in a while.
epic-humor:

http://epic-humor.tumblr.com
sarahlalah:

THIS IS WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT *__*

fuck

sarahlalah:

THIS IS WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT *__*

fuck

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Favorite Music Videos - in No Particular Order

↳ A Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars

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mutational:

this is my favorite pic on tumblr

mutational:

this is my favorite pic on tumblr

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Quick, everybody. Move to Newhaven!

Quick, everybody. Move to Newhaven!

pterodactylsftw:

thedailywhat:


Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: The sheer cliffs at the mouth of Sydney Harbor have long been a popular Australian suicide spot. But they’re about to get a lot more deadly — the local man who is credited with talking at least 160 people out of killing themselves since 1964 died this week.
Window-watcher Don Ritchie, known as the Angel of the Gap, could spot the troubled ones from his home across the street; he’d wander down to the cliff-edge and calmly ask, “Can I help you in some way?” More often then not, he could. He’d chat with them a bit, then invite them back to his place for a cup of tea.
“My ambition has always been to just get them away from the edge, to buy them time, to give them the opportunity to reflect and give them the chance to realize that things might look better the next morning,” Ritchie once said. “You just can’t sit there and watch them. You’ve got to try and save them.”
[advocatingprogress]


SOMEONE QUICK. MOVE INTO HIS HOUSE AND TAKE HIS JOB.

pterodactylsftw:

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: The sheer cliffs at the mouth of Sydney Harbor have long been a popular Australian suicide spot. But they’re about to get a lot more deadly — the local man who is credited with talking at least 160 people out of killing themselves since 1964 died this week.

Window-watcher Don Ritchie, known as the Angel of the Gap, could spot the troubled ones from his home across the street; he’d wander down to the cliff-edge and calmly ask, “Can I help you in some way?” More often then not, he could. He’d chat with them a bit, then invite them back to his place for a cup of tea.

“My ambition has always been to just get them away from the edge, to buy them time, to give them the opportunity to reflect and give them the chance to realize that things might look better the next morning,” Ritchie once said. “You just can’t sit there and watch them. You’ve got to try and save them.”

[advocatingprogress]

SOMEONE QUICK. MOVE INTO HIS HOUSE AND TAKE HIS JOB.

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Does anyone else think that Vince Kidd looks like a baby Gaskin?

omg i can so see that!!

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socialistictendencies:

tumblr in one picture

socialistictendencies:

tumblr in one picture

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Getting Chinese tonight.

omnomnomnomnomnom

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning